Link muttered to himself angrily,

Katy: What did he mutter?

 knowing that he could never bring Saria back. He knew that he may never see her again, and mentally cursed himself for it. He stopped angrily out of the forest

Professor G: "Stops" reading this fic.
Livy: "Stops" into a fit of rage.

, not even bidding his friends farewell.

Link took slow deep breaths to calm himself. He knew throwing a tantrum was childish,

Rowen: Sort of like everything else he does.
Professor G: -, but being the baby he was, starting bawling uncontrollably.

 and wasn’t going to solve anything. Link felt hot tears well up in his eyes, and he brushed them away angrily.

Trowa: Okay, we get it.  He's ANGRY.
Katy: STOPPING angry!

 Now he was truly alone.

Malon had grown up in mind and body, and she was not about to love Link as the good friend he once was.

Katy: What?!

Link slowly pulled his ocarina out and played the soft simple melody of epona’s song. His faithful horse came to nuzzle his neck

Rowen: With barbed teeth.

softly and affectionately.

Livy: It would seem like Epona was his only choice... it would certainly be interesting, but he was always up for new things.
Professor G: .................

Link mounted

Kain: *snicker*

his horse

Kain: *more snickers*
Katy: Okay, really.  Unnecessary.

and started to gallop her toward the middle of Hyrule field. It was there where he could relax.

Trowa: I thought monsters came out?
Rowen: Only at night.
Professor G: Because the middle of Hyrule field is so much different than the rest of the field.
Katy: Everyone knows the edges party so darn loud all the time.

 Soon, it grew cold, and night colors overtook the skies.

Kain: There's that pesky sky war again!

 He watched as the monsters slowly emerged from the ground.

Livy: There are no skeletons at night when you're an adult!

‘Deja vu…’ he thought to himself.

Katy: A glitch in the Matrix!

He urged Epona to go faster, and she obeyed kindly.

Rowen: How does a horse obey kindly?
Trowa: She didn't bite him this time.

 Link heard a stifled cry come from behind a wall of trees. He peered around the edge of one tree and found a girl fighting off the Skeletons that come

Kain: *laughs*

 forth from the ground every night.

Professor G: But not the same ones that were just mentioned in the previous paragraph.

She had a tiny Dagger

Rowen: (as Dagger) How did I get here?!
Trowa: (as Zidane) Crap, not another one.

in her hand that she held poised in her hand.

Livy: *wields a Water Bottle in her hand that's held tightly in her hand*

The Skeletons had an extravagant sword

All: *GASP*
Kain: A sword?  It will cut right through the swards!!

 in their hands and he assumed it as the girls. Link’s attention was averted to her peril.

Rowen: Good.  We wouldn't want him saving her or anything.

 He smacked Epona’s backside

Kain: *falls over laughing*

to force her to go faster.

Kain: (as Link) Harder! Faster! Yes!

Link whistled loud to get the girls attention, and it seemed to work.

Trowa: But did it really?

She picked up the hem of her skirt to reveal a

Rowen and Kain: *laughing*
Katy: OKAY, CUT IT OUT.

buckskin garter, in which she placed her dagger. She held her hand up and link grabbed her arm to pull her onto the horse. He started to gallop away when she shouted.

“ Go BACK! I need my sword!!” He nodded

Trowa: (as Link) I wish I could have a sword.  All I have is this crappy sward.

and she once again picked up the hem of her skirt to revealed

Katy: Tense switching! *twitches*
Rowen and Kain: *trying to hold it in*

a lot of her milky while skin.

All: AHHHHH!!
Rowen: It's not funny anymore!!
Livy: Gratuitous showing of skin!

The girl pulled her skirt up to about half thigh length. She ripped the dagger out of her

Trowa: Leg!

garter and held it over one side of Epona. When Link neared the Skeleton that held her sword, she plunged the dagger into the crown of its head.

Katy: What?
Kain: (as Skeleton) Phew! Good thing she only hit my crown! *adjusts crown*

It let out a shriek and fell back into the ground, causing hr sword

Rowen: When did Human Resources get a sword?

 to clatter to the ground. She slipped off Epona while she was still in motion. The girl kneeled down next to her sword, and picked it up delicately.

Link reared his horse and stepped down from her. He sat next to the girl.

Professor G: -, though she was still standing, so it was a bit awkward.

“ Hi. I’m

Livy -, horny."
Trowa: Previous exhibitions from the girl would indicate that she is, too.

Link.”

“ That’s nice.” She said coldly. The girl got up and sheathed her sword. She started to briskly walk away when Link caught up to her.

“ Aren’t you going to tell me your name?” He asked out of the blue

Katy: That's out of the blue?
Rowen: Yeah, they're going green.

“ No. Why should I?” she asked walking faster.

Trowa: (as Walking Faster) I need to join my friends Pleading Eyes and Night Scene.

“ Because I just saved you!” he asked angrily

Livy: and I've been having odd sexual tensions and if I don't get me some girls soon I might end up doing my horse!"

“ Did I ask to be saved?” she said turning to face him with her hands on her hips.

Kain: Well, you did scream like a sissy.

“ Do you want a companion?” he asked kindly

Professor G: I think by "companion," here, he is referring to "sex machine."

“ No. Did I ask for one?”

“ Well its-.”

Rowen: Thursday?
Trowa: Hot outside?
Katy: Beginning to look a lot like Christmas?

“ What I want is for you to go away and leave me alone.”

“ But its-.”

Kain: Howdy Doody time?
Livy: Starting to rain?

She turned again with her bow poised and ready. The tip lightly touched his forehead, and nicked it slightly,

Trowa: Wait, the bow did?

 the girl took back the twine, stretching it tightly.

Rowen: That's some sharp twine!

“ Leave me alone, or I will kill you.” She said with fire in her eyes.

Katy: To go with the fire in Hyrule.
Livy: *hoses down her eyes*

“ You wouldn’t kill me.” Link said confidently

Professor G: (As the idiotic Mary-Sue) *kills Link*

“try my patience, and I will. Now let me be.” She said even more confidently than Link had

Kain: (as Judge) Yup, girl wins.
Katy: (as Link) *whiney* Aww, MAN!

, she stared piercingly into his eyes, challenging them.

Livy: Link's eyes took up the challenge with glee and both sets were soon brawling on the ground.
Trowa: His eyes have no chance of winning.
Professor G: Oooh, right in the retina! That's gonna leave a mark!

Link backed away with his hands up.

“ I will leave, if you tell me your name…” he said persistently

“ No. Let. Me. be.” She said shortly. The girl had let her arrow fly in the opposite direction and took slow steps toward him.

“ Why can’t you just tell me your name?” she was still walking toward him, and Link was no longer afraid.

Rowen: For reasons we can only guess.

 The girl drew her sword and continued walking toward him.

“ I will tell you my name. If you win.” She motioned for him to take out his sword.

Kain: (as Link) I don't HAVE a sword! I only have a sward!
Livy: It's a sex battle!

“ But I don’t think-.”

“ Don’t worry, you won’t be able to touch me.” She smirked and took his sword out for him

Trowa: Her hands were dangerously close to "other places" there.
Professor G: - she hated foreplay. It took far too long.

, and tossed it to him.

Rowen: Pointy side down.
Katy: Thus ending the fic!

“My name is Ebony

Kain: Dawna Louisa May Sparkledust Amalia Smith McNoPants.

.” She whispered.

She let his hands drop beside is sleeping form, and stood up. The girl took slow calm steps away from him, and turned.

Rowen: You know if you went to all the trouble to give her a really stupid name, you could at least refer to her with it.

 It was then when she started to briskly walk away from the spot where she had met the hero of time…