Kain: Apparantly his heart quickly deflated when he realized how utterly moronic he was.
Rowen: And how stupid to have forgotten such easy instructions.
Livy: Apparently everything he did for the kingdom didn't help his stupidity much.

“ Hey! Listen! Don’t you think you should bring the spiritual stones to the princess?” she shouted. ‘Oh yeah’

Katy: What?
Trowa: Who said that?
Katy: At least Navi's one deciding attribute of intense annoyingness has been done in character.
Professor G: *hits himself with a frying pan... repeatedly*

Link ran out his door and looked around at the serenity and innocents of the forest.

Kain: He looked at the innocents of the forest?
Livy: The what? That doesn't even make any sense!

Lush grass and trees sprouted in every corner, allowing a green hue to overtake the inhabitants of the forest.

Rowen: WHAT?
Trowa: (as the Green Knight) I challenge you to deliver me one blow!
Katy: (as Gawain) Engarde, fool!

He greeted his friends as he past and left the forest with a heavy heart.

Kain: I thought his heart had already swollen with pride?
Rowen: Well now it's heavy.  With pride.  I guess.
Professor G: -, for his Kokiri friends had finally realized how moronic he was, though he'd been trying to hide it.

He looked at the field surrounding him and took out his sward.

All: HIS SWARD!! *begin sward fighting*
Livy: *pulls out her sward* Beware, the power of the sward!!

The sun started to set around him as he walked along the trail leading to the Castle gates. Night colors soon overtook the skies,

Professor G: sending a barrage of grenades to push back the day colors. It was an epic battle.

and monsters slowly emerged from the ground. Link positioned himself in a battle stance and held his sward ready.

Katy: Because heaven forbid he actually attack the "slowly emerging monters".

A dagger zipped close to his left ear hitting each monster squarely on the forehead. The monsters slid to the ground in a filthy pile of bones.

Rowen: (as a Queer Eye guy) Oh my GOD those bones are just filthy!!
Trowa: Wait, how did ONE dagger hit each of the monsters?
All: *ponder*
Kain: Maybe it was a REALLY BIG dagger.
Katy: Maybe it's a REALLY BAD fanfic.

He picked up the dagger from the remains and saw it was crissoned with jewels. He slowly turned to face what had thrown the beautiful dagger only to see a shadow disappear into the night.

Kain: What does "crissoned" mean?
Trowa: I think it means possessed.
Kain: Oh, so maybe that's how the dagger hit all the monters at once.
Rowen: Poltergeist action?

He turned slowly and started toward the castle as the morning colors overtook the sky.

“ Short night.” He said to Navi

Katy: WHAT?!
Trowa: Heavens, Hyrule must REALLY be in danger if the very turn of the planet has been disrupted.

“ Yes and who ever threw this dagger might show up again.” Navi hissed sticking her nose in the air.

He watched the town gates open slowly as the fires started to die down.

Rowen: Wait, what fires?
Kain: Wait, Hyrule was on fire?
Katy: And no one did anything about it?
Trowa: No wonder Link's heart is heavy, look at all the travesty he caused.
Professor G: The market was on fire?
Livy: Maybe all the villagers were sward fighting and got a little crazy.

Link watched patiently, but got suspicious when the skies got dark again. Lightning flashed, and thunder rumbled in the clouds. A white horse could be seen galloping toward the slowly opening gate. He watched it approach fast. Link realized that it wasn’t about to stop. He quickly jumped out of the way.

Katy: (as Link) Short day.

“ LINK!” it was Zelda. She was riding what looked like the kingdom’s fastest horse.

Trowa: Well WAS it the kingdom's fastest horse, or did it just look like it?
Rowen: And how the crap does he know?
Kain: Little bugger is probably holding a stopwatch!
Livy: Each horse had its maximum mph burned into its rump.
Kain: That makes more sense.

She tossed an ocarina to him and he caught it with ease.

A large black horse approached, and perched atop it was the King’s apprentice, of which Zelda had forewarned. He had an evil look in his eyes as he glared ahead at the white horse that was now receding into the distance.

“ Do you know where they are headed?” his voice was filled with anger, frustration, and hatred.

Katy: So, sort of like what we are feeling right now?
 Professor G: -, but his lovable smile filled Link with warmth and serenity.

Link looked up at him seeming to be paralyzed.

Rowen: Wait, was he paralyzed or not?!

He took out his sward

All: *sward fighting* SWARDS!

and held it in front of him, only to be knocked down by a serge

Kain: (as Serge) Oh crap, how did I get here?
Trowa: (as Kidd) I accidentally crossed dimensions through a glitch in FATE.
Kain: (as Serge) Ah, DAMMIT!
Livy: Wow! I didn't know this was a crossover!!
Professor G: Well, Serge always did have a way of randomly time-shifting.

of power from Gannondorf’s fingertips.

Link fell unconscious as Gannondorf galloped in the direction the princess left.

He blinked his eyes slowly and looked in the direction the evil man left.

Livy: Wait... I thought he was unconscious!
Kain: Maybe he heals quickly?

Link pulled out the ocarina and examined it. It was light blue and had a small parchment of paper crumpled into the mouthpiece. He slowly unfolded it to show a well-written note.

Professor G: As opposed to one with many grammatical errors and horrible sentence structure... much like this fic.
Rowen: So we know that Link didn't write it, since his intelligence levels are on par with a fruit fly.
Trowa: Hey, let's give the fly SOME credit.

Dear Link,

Keep this ocarina close. Guard it with your life. Don’t let it out of your site.

Katy: (as Link) I don't know how I'm supposed to get this ocarina inside a website...
Livy: (as Link) http://www.link4thewin.com/ "Home of the Virtual Ocarina of Time!"

It will open the gateway to time.

Impa signed it.

Rowen: Wait, right there?
Kain: Where on earth did she come from?

Link looked up to find many curious faces of the villagers.

Trowa: I thought the villagers were on fire!
Kain: (as Dane Cook) Has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in flames?
Professor G: Someone had gone through and sliced all their faces off!
Livy: Ewwww!

“ What?” he asked flatly. They were invading his privacy.

“ You should go to the Temple of Time. That is what Zelda said before she was taken away.” An old man said wisely.

Katy: Wait, WHAT?!
Rowen: I thought Zelda rode away on a horse.  When was she taken away?
Trowa: And who the heck is this guy?

Link Got up and walked slowly away from the awkward moment, tossing it into the past.

Kain: (as Link) I hate awkward moments.  They are so last season.
Livy: Darn, these dreadful awkward moments! *tosses a few out the window*
Professor G: I prefer tossing mine into the future, that way I get to experience them again and again!

As soon as he had escaped the grasp of the villagers’ eyes,

Trowa: (as Villagers' eyes) WE CAN'T REACH!
Livy: *grasps a pencil with her eyes and begins to write her will*

he ran up the steps to the temple.

A flash of light was emitted from his buck

All: AHAHAHAHAHA!

skin pouch that rested on his hip. He slowly unbuttoned it,

Professor G: Oh dear, this is escalating quite rapidly!
Livy: *shields her eyes*

letting the three spiritual stones escape. They flowed toward the alter resting in three engravements. He could hear Zelda’s voice in his head.

Livy: (as Zelda's voice) "Link... I'm going to kill you..."

“ Play the song you learned from the past.” Her voice stated.

Link shifted and placed the ocarina on his lips. A beautiful melody was woven into the air, as it was emitted into the serenity of the church like setting.

Kain: Like what was setting?
Rowen: Isn't it... actually a church?
Professor G: That sentence made almost no sense at all!
Livy: *completely ignores it and moves to the next line*

As soon as he stopped, a rumble shook the floor. The huge wall that had a carved symbol of time had cracked and fell into rubble. Link saw and

Livy: - vomited.

additional room behind the place where the wall use to stand.

Trowa: Where did that rubble come from?

He gazed forward in awe, for in front of him was the master sward.

Professor G: *can't hold back his laughter*
Kain: It's the holiest of all holy swards!
All: *sward fighting* SWARDS!

He slowly stepped up to it and pulled it out, releasing a flow of energy that surged through his body. He was surrounded by blue and his eyes were blurred with tears. He felt as though he were about to pass out.