Mission Complete?

Chapter 3: The Horror of Shopping

DISCLAIMER: No I do not own Gundam!

"Oh, this is going to be so fun!" Hilde exclaimed. The boys grumbled in dissagreement.

Livy: Why did the boys come to go on a girls shopping spree?

Hilde ignored them, not wanting to spoil her fun of shopping. *Kyari gets a sweatdrop*

Rowen: I hate that.
Trowa: What is a sweatdrop, exactly?
Kain: Well, see, she was running, and a tiny drop of sweat was on her forehead.
Trowa: Oh, I see!

"Well, what should I get?" Kyari asked.

Rowen: Cyanide!
Livy: A knife in the gut!
Katy: A really unsafe car!

"Well, let's go into casual wear first," Hilde said. She headed towards a department store

Livy: But not in it.

 and got some jeans, tang tops,

Kain: I thought we said NOT to get more tang tops!
Professor G: They just make such a mess!

T-shirts, shorts, skirts, and socks. Soon, there is a big pile in front of them.

Trowa: Um, where?

*Everyone 'cept Hilde gets a sweatdrop*

Professor G: Shopping is only a little bit of hard work.

"Um, Hilde. I don't think I need all of these clothes," Kyari said. She took away all the skirts, some jeans she didn't like, some shorts and shirts. The pile was reduced to a very small pile of clothes.

"Hey! Don't you want all those clothes?" Hilde asked. She had chosen what she thought was good clothes.

Trowa: Which explains a lot about the clothing in the series.

"Yes, but I don't need all of them," Kyari said. She turned to Dorothy and Catherine. "So what's next?" Hilde pouted at not being included.

Rowen: Even though she was practically the only one who had lines.
Katy: Was this the "trouble" we were seeing at the mall?

Catherine and Dorothy lead Kyari to the lingerie section.

Kain: MUST HAVE SEXY UNDERWEAR!

The boys stayed outside and kept Duo from running inside with the girls.

Livy: To rape them.

They picked out some comfortable bra's and underwear and told Kyari to go inside the dressing room to see if they fit.

Kyari went inside a room and took out her com.

Katy: Which was apparantly in her bra.

Professor Tasuka appeared on the screen.

Professor G: Internet sex!
Livy: He's been waiting a long time.

"What is taking so long?" Professor Tasuka demanded.

Rowen: Angry that she was still wearing clothing.

"The subject is always surrounded by the others. I need to get them away from him," Kyari answered. Professor Tasuka nodded.

"And hurry," he ordered before the com link went black. Kyari tried on the clothes and picked out the most comfortable one's

Katy: One's what?

and stepped out. She found Catherine and Dorothy waiting

Rowen: With large butcher knives.

for her. Hilde was with the boys.

Livy: "Entertaining them" with her exotic dances.

They went to pay for the clothes and stepped outside.

Professor G: She never changed back out of the underwear!
Trowa: Amazing that they let her out like that.

The boys looked relieved and dragged Duo away from the store. They went to get some food after.

All: AFTER WHAT?!

This caught Duo's attention

Trowa: [As This] Hi, Duo!

and he ran for the food line. The rest just walked over and bought their food as Duo kept on piling food onto his plate.

Rowen: Duo has been reduced to shameful comic relief.

Finally, he came to sit down at the table. He was about to take a bite out of a hamburger, when there was a loud rumbling noise.

Livy: It was Heero's stomach!

Everyone was thrown to

Kain: Outer space!

the ground.

Kain: Damn!

They ran outside to see mobile suits attacking. Heero, Wufei, Trowa, Quatre, and Duo ran to where their Gundams were hidden.

Katy: Which was conveniently within walking distance of the mall.

They'll never make it in time, Kyari thought. I can't let innocent people die, even if it meant to blow my cover.

Rowen: But you are trying to kill Heero?

Kyari ran to where her Gundam, was kept.

Katy: I jumped to where my sharpened toothpicks, were sitting.

It was closer than all the other's.

All: The other's what?!

 She jumped into the cockpit.

"Alright Swift Wind! It's show time!" she yelled. Swift Wind came to life and spread her wings.

Trowa: Because Swift Wind was really a bird.
Livy: Caa!  Caa!

She flew to where the mobile suits were attacking. Swift Wind took out her light saber

Rowen: Star Wars Gundam?
Professor G: She used the Force!

and cut one mobile suit in half. It exploded. She kept destroying as many mobile suits as she could until the boys would come. They arrived not very long after.

The battle raged on with many explosions.

Katy: Meaningless, random explosions.

Swift Wind saw to it that the people were safe from harm of the mobile suits.

Trowa: [As Swift Wind] Get me outta this damn fic.

The battle ended shortly.

Rowen: I thought the battle was raging on?

The other Gundams surrounded Swift Wind.

"We thank you for helping us in battle. Can you please tell us who you are?" Quatre asked ever so polite.

Trowa: [As Quatre] Do you have any Grey Poupon?

"Very well, since you have asked so nicely. My name is Kyari Eve, named after the only mother I have ever known," Kyari said through the com link. Her face appeared on the screen.

"Kyari?" Quatre asked, surprised.

All: *blink blink blink*

 Duo whistled in a astonishment while the others were silent.

Livy: I often feel an "a" astonishment while surprised.
Rowen: I often blink.

"Yes, it is me. I will meet you back at the mall shortly. I'm sure you also need to put your Gundams away," Kyari announced. They all left and hid their Gundams.

Rowen: Riiiiight.

"Good job Swift Wind. I'll be back." Swift Wind's eyes flashed blue and faded. Kyari smiled. She and Swift Wind were connected, but she did not want to risk anything by calling Swift Wind to the mall.

Katy: [As Kyari] We could SHOP together!
Livy: Swift Wind wanted to buy some sexy underwear too.
Trowa: Do they make Gundam sized lingerie?

Kyari walked back to find the group waiting for her.

Heero stepped behind her with a gun in his hand.

All: YAY! *wave Heero flags*

Kyari smiled and turned around. "No need for the gun. I am willing to tell you why I am here and such."

Rowen: Such is an important thing.

Heero grunted

Professor G: He grunted again!
Trowa: The caveman returns!

and motioned for her to get into the car. Kyari stepped into the backseat and waited for everyone else to get seated. Heero, of course, sat next to her with a gun pointed straight at her.

Livy: That wasn't the ONLY thing pointed straight at her!
All: EEEWWW!!

She shook her head smiling. She could've easily remove that gun,

Kain: I know I sure can.

but there was the risk of the others.

Katy: They might see how good with sexual administrations she was.

They arrived at the house not very long after. They shuffled into the living room and sat down. "Talk," Heero commanded. Kyari sat down and smiled, unfazed by the gun.

Rowen: Or by Heero's gun.
Trowa: [As Kyari] I've seen bigger.

"Basically, I've told you the truth about me. I was adopted by a woman, who I know only as a mother.

Livy: As opposed to a lover.

My parents are dead, unknown to me. The woman who adopted me was called Professor Eve. She trained me to be a Gundam pilot when I was only four, and was building a my Gundam when she was killed.

Trowa: What's a "My Gundam"?

I finished the Gundam a while after, and then a comrade of hers came and took me in. I now work for him."

"And what is the name of this comrade?" Heero asked.

Kain: Doctor J!
Katy: M!
Rowen: Sarumon!

"He is called Professor Tasuka. He sent me on a mission to help you Gundam pilots."

"Why would we need help from you?" Wufei asked. Amazingly, it was not asked in the way he would have to any other girl.

All: .... what?

"That is still unknown to me. I only take on missions and I will do anything in my power to complete it," Kyari said.

"That sounds an awful lot like Heero," Duo commented.

Trowa: [As Duo] Which would explain his "gun".

Kyari shrugged.

"I was trained to be a "Perfect Soldier" like Heero was,

Kain: Naturally.

but just because I had training and completed it, doesn't mean I have to act like one.

Livy: Doesn't that mean that when you are trained like one, it is... in you?
Rowen: Cause... isn't that was training does?

It's such a bore sometimes," Kyari said. Duo smothered a giggle.

Trowa: [As Duo] *smothers giggle* Die, giggle, DIE!

Heero just grunted

Professor G: As a caveman again.
Kain: He must be upset about those Geico commercials.

as everyone else grinned. Then, Heero got up and went to his room. The others could hear the clicking of the keyboard and knew Heero was on his laptop.

"Jeez, him and his laptop. They're always together," Duo muttered.

Rowen: Like birds of a feather!
Katy: He needed his porn fix of the day.

Kyari smiled. She knew Heero was looking for files on her. Her smile grew larger as she knew he would only find false data. The security on her files was of the best, since she was the one who put it in. Heero came back into the room after a while.

Trowa: [As Heero] So I broke through this really easy security...
Katy: [As Kyari] DAMN!

"We have another mission," he said. The other pilots looked up and waited for him to tell them what it was. "We have to go and guard Relena at the party she'll be holding in honor of the alliance she will be making with one of the colonies." Heero shivered at the thought of Relena.

Kain: Happy shivers of SEX0R anticipation!

The others saw this and laughed out loud.

Livy: As opposed to not out loud.

All except Kyari, who supposely

Katy: What?

didn't know about what had happened between Relena and Heero.

Trowa: But she knew everything else about Heero!

"What's so funny?" Kyari asked, already knowing.

Rowen: I thought she said she didn't know!
Kain: Pick one and stick with it!

Duo stopped laughing long enough to tell her.

"Well, one time, Heero had to be a bodyguard for Relena, and she made him go everywhere with her. She even managed to get him in the bathroom with her. Believe me, she was all over him," he cracked.

Livy: Like white on rice.

Kyari laughed at this as Heero glared at Duo, who seemed to be laughing to hard to have noticed. Soon, the laughter faded and everyone was calm once more. Hilde was getting more excited

Kain: Sexually!

by the second.

"A party! Of course we're gonna have to get dresses, make up, new shoes, tux for the guys, flowers, oh this'll be fun!" she exclaimed. *Everyone gets sweatdrop*

Trowa: They weren't doing any exercise this time!
Rowen: [As Heero] *checks the thermostat* Hmm, it's warm in here...

"Um, one problem Hilde," Kyari interrupted. "I don't do dresses, or make up, or flowers unless they're in the garden."

Kain: Only then will I have sex with them.

"That's okay. I'll help you with that," Hilde said.

Trowa: [As Hilde] Lesbian orgies! W00t!

"That's not what I meant," Kyari said, but Hilde wasn't listening. She was busy listing the stuff they would wear to the party.

Livy: Didn't she already list everything?

Kyari sighed.

Katy: As we did as well.

"Don't worry, she'll get over it," Catherine said. "Or at least I hope."

"That's very comforting," Kyari said dryly. Catherine shrugged.

"You know, Hilde is sorta right. You'll need a dress for the party, and we all have some already. I do remember Hilde adding a party dress to the pile she made," Dorothy commented.

Rowen: But I'm pretty sure the Mary-Sue took it out.

"You don't really mean it do you?" Kyari asked.

"I mean it," Dorothy replied. Kyari sighed. Duo scooted over to where Heero was sitting.

"You know, if they're gonna be trying on dresses and stuff, don't you think you'd better unbug the room?" he whispered. Heero flushed in

Professor G: Disgust!

embarrassment at the thought. He nodded and went to unbug the room. He came back a while later.

Rowen: And no one had done anything since he'd been gone.
Livy: They all waited for him to come back.

"Heero, when is the party?" Quatre asked.

"This Saturday at 6:00," Heero said. Quatre nodded. That was only three days away. The girls in the mean time, were looking for dresses. The boys already had tuxedos so they didn't need to worry,

Trowa: Riiiight.

By Friday, all of the girls had found dresses to wear for the party. The day passed by quickly

Kain: So quickly that we can't tell you about it.

as Saturday came finally came. The girls spent time putting on make up, although Kyari was forced to. But, she only put on a bit of eye shadow and that was all she agreed to wear on her face.

Livy: She wore a lot in OTHER regions!
All: EEEWW!!

Her dress was of a midnight blue color with spagetti straps and a lighter color blue shawl. The dress revealed more of her figure than her shirts and shorts,

Trowa: Her sleeveless shirts!

 so Kyari felt a bit uncomfortable. Then the clock turned to 5:30.

Katy: And the bomb went off.

Everyone piled into the car and drove to Relena's mansion. Kyari smiled to herself. She had brought her gun

Trowa: But where is she keeping it?
Rowen: In her dress?
Professor G: Is that your gun, or are you just happy to see me?

 and soon, her mission will be complete.



Will her mission be finally complete?

All: I DON'T KNOW, WILL IT?!

Chapter 4 will be coming soon. It gets better later on in the story! Pleez r+r!