Mission Complete?

DISCLAIMER: No I do not own Gundam!

Chapter 2: Truth

"Nice place!" Kyari commented. She stepped in and marveled the house.

Katy: Meaning she created a Marvel comic about it?

"Thank you," Quatre said. He smiled happily

Rowen: Because the cyanide was ready to go.

. Kyari returned the smile and returned to marveling the house.

Kain: She had a lot of comics to draw.

"Is it okay if I put my stuff away? I know I don't have a lot," she said sheepishly geturing at her small pack of possessions.

Livy: Which was really her small bag of exotic play toys.
Professor G: Well, she was looking sheepish...

"All right. Let me show you your room," Quatre said. He lead her upstairs and into a big room.

Rowen: Full of knives and large suits of armor.

"Wow. This room is huge! I don't have anything that'll take up this much space," Kyari said.

Katy: [As Kyari] Except for my industrial strength vibrator!

"Them we'll have to take you shopping

Kain: [As caveman Quatre] Them like you.  Them happy.

," Quatre replied.

"Shopping? No way. I don't want to waste your money.

Katy: I'm not really a GIRL!

You're already doing something for me and I don't want to cause any more trouble. Besides, I have my own money."

Trowa: How does she have her own money?
Rowen: Maybe she stole it from the "gang".

 Quatre blinked in surprise.

All: *blink blink blink*

Kyari laughed. "Yes, I don't look like it, but I was saving it so I could try and get a house or buy some food."

Livy: Because those two cost very similar amounts!
Trowa: Seems to me that she should be focusing on eating.
Rowen: It's why she's so crazy, she's starving!

"Oh. Well, that's smart," Quatre said uncertainly

Professor G: Because he wasn't sure if it was smart or not.

. Kyari pretended not to notice.

Katy: [As Kyari] Erm, he thinks I'm DUMB!
Kain: [As Quatre] YES.

"Thanks."

"Well, I'll just leave you here. Lunch will be soon." Quatre left and Kyari smiled. She walked around the room and found it bugged.

Livy: With cockroaches!
Katy: [As Kyari] OH GOD! *sprays them with Raid*

She smiled. Didn't expect anything less from Heero Yuy.

Rowen: When in reality, it was Wufei who had bugged the room.

She got out her other pair of clothes from her pack, which were shorts and a tang top,

Trowa: Wearing an orange drink sure was hard!
Rowen: It kept staining her skin!

 and dressed. She went downstairs after and found the boys already there.

"Hey there, Kyari. You hungry?" Duo asked.

"Am I ever," she replied, looking at the food. Quatre and Duo laughed. Wufei snorted.

Livy: Like the PIG he was!
Katy: More random noises!!

"Is there something wrong, Wufei?" Kyari asked innocently. He looked at her surprised.

All: *blink blink blink*

"I thought I heard a snort or something from you.

Trowa: [As Wufei] No, that was our pigsty out back.
Rowen: [As Wufei] Geez, get a clue.

Do you any throat problems?"

Katy: Does he any? I don't know.

 Duo smirked and Wufei turned red with anger.

Rowen: As opposed to turning blue.

One corner of Trowa's lips turned up.

Trowa: .....
Katy: Do you want me to put you out of your misery?
Trowa: Not yet.
Rowen: I'd take her up on her offer.  This looks bad.

"Shut up baka," Wufei snarled.

"Well you started it. I just came down for food, so you shut up," Kyari snapped. Duo howled

Livy: Like a wolf, and then ate Kyari up.

with laughter and Wufei stood up.

"You will pay, onna. I'll meet you in the gardens and I'll prove how weak you are." He strode out and Kyari shrugged. She walked oer to the table and sat down where Wufei was sitting.

"Hey, chicken!" she cried. She took one and finished it.

Katy: o.0 A whole chicken??
Professor G: She must have REALLY been starving!
Rowen: [As Kyari] *burps* I think I have feathers in my throat...

The boys looked at her in surprise.

Livy: Because they had never seen anyone eat a whole chicken that fast.

Duo smiled.

"Hey, she eats like I do!" he said.

"Well, I have manners, but I choose not to use them. Unless there's a special occasion."

Katy: Special like when I have SEX!

"Let's see how fast you can eat and how much you can eat," Duo challanged.

Trowa: He CHALLANGED her!
Rowen: Challange, the ancient battle of wits!

"That's something I can win. I accept," she said. Quatre shook his head but watched. Duo and Kyari gobbled up all the food until there was nothing left but one more chicken.

Kain: The LONE chicken.
Livy: Too bad the last one was still alive.

"I don't feel so good," Duo moaned. Kyari smiled and ate the last chicken.

Katy: Blood dribbling down her chin!

"I won."

"I don't believe this!" Duo cried.

"Believe it. I'm gonna wait a while, then I'll go to the garden." Kyari headed to the living room and sat down on the ground.

Professor G: As opposed to... I can't even finish that.

She started stretching for a while. The she grabbed the remote and watched tv. Duo came over and joined her. It was about half an hour later when Kyari got up and stretched again.

Trowa: Pointless time interlude!

Then she walked to the garden where Wufei was waiting.

Livy: Where he'd been waiting the entire time.
Professor G: Standing in the exact same spot.

"You came. I thought you might've chickened out," He said.

All: BAD PUN!

"No, I just had to let the food digest first. I'm not going to let a baka get away with calling me an onna," she said cooly. Wufei's eyes narrowed. They both got into a fighting stance

Katy: A single fighting stance between the two of them.

as the rest of the group came out to watch them. Wufei striked first. (I suck at fighting scenes)

Rowen: You also suck at writing grammatically correct.
Trowa: I hate random author interjections.

Wufei jumped into the air and swung his leg at Kyari. Kyari blocked and threw him back. She ran forward and swung her leg at him as he was landing. He punched her as she kicked him. They both stopped to regain their balance, then all there was, was a whirl of arms and legs attacking the other.

Kain: Oh my god! Where did this whirl of arms and legs come from?!

Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Heero watched in amazement, even if Heero didn't show it.

Rowen: He did, in his pants.

Then it all ended with Kyari faking a swing and jumping behind Wufei. She had him in a headlock in one second. Then she gave him a noogie.

Katy: LAME!

Quatre, and Duo laughed at this. Trowa gave a half smile of amusement. Heero, of course, did nothing.

Livy: Because he was trying to come up with ways to get out of the fic.

Finallly, Kyari let go of Wufei and caught her breath.

"That was good Wufei. I like a challenge," she said. Wufei looked down ashamed.

"I suppose I should apologize for calling you a weak onna. This proves that you aren't," he said to the ground.

Professor G: Because he thought the ground had just beat him.
Kain: Although her beating three members of a "gang" in an alley didn't convince him.

Kyari smiled and held out her hand. Wufei looked up in surprise.

All: *blink blink blink*

He stared at her hand blankly, not knowing what to do.

Rowen: What is this... strange gesture?

Then he took her hand. Kyari helped him and bowed.

Livy: Down to untie his pants.

"Now, I suggest that we go and get a drink," Kyari said. The others agreed and went inside.

"Where did you learn how to fight like that?" Quatre asked, taking a sip of lemonade. Kyari's face crumpled

Professor G: Like a paper bag.

and she looked down. Quatre was worried.

Trowa: That she wouldn't drink the lemonade he had poisoned.

 "Oh no. Did I say something wrong?"

"No, it's okay," Kyari said softly. "I have to tell you the truth. I feel like I have to. The truth is,

Rowen: I'm really a man!
Katy: I'm the mysterious hooker you've been seeing!
Trowa: I'm in love with Treize!
All: EEEWWWW!!!

I'm not really a run away. I'm sort of, but I have no home to run away from. My parents are dead." Heero raised an eyebrow. His suspicion was confirmed.

Kain: [As Heero] My suspicions that this fic is infinitely dumb are confirmed.
Rowen: I think that was confirmed a LONG while back.

"Oh, I'm sorry," Quatre said. Kyari shook her head.

"You couldn't have known. I never knew them. I was adopted by a lady who is the only mother I've ever known. She died a year ago, so I've been alone ever since."

"Didn't the social security people send you to the orphanage?" Duo asked, being an orphan himself.

All: HAHAHAHAHHA!
Katy: The "social security" people!
Rowen: Yes, the money given to old people is going to put her in an orphanage!
Trowa: Like we didn't know Duo was an orphan.

"No they didn't have a chance to. I ran away and has been in hiding ever since."

Kain: How did you run away if you were very young?

"Then I insist that you stay here," Quatre said. Kyari looked up at him in genuine surprise.

All: *blink blink blink*
Trowa: People sure are surprised a lot.

"But why? You've already done enough for me, letting me stay here and all," Kyari asked. She was touched by Quatre's

Livy:.... I won't even go there.
Katy: GOOD.

kindness. She had never experienced kindness in this way, since her only mother died.

Professor G: Most people have TWO mothers.

"You are in need of help, and I intend to give it. I can tell that you have not felt kindness in quite a while,"

Livy: Even though we already offered you to stay here.
Rowen: When we didn't know anything about you.
Trowa: And in reality, you are damn annoying.

Quatre said smiling. Duo grinned.

"The thought of her here, living with us is great!" Duo cried. "We orphans stick together!

Kain: It's like Newsies all over again.
Katy: Or the Goonies.

Ain't that right, Kyari?" Kyari broke into a grin.

"Whatever you say Duo." Quatre turned to face the others, who have kept quiet throughout this event.

Rowen: Oh no.  Get a beta reader, STAT!

"Would you mind if she stays here?" He asked. Trowa shrugged. Quatre faced Wufei.

Livy: And gazed down at his pants with lust.
Katy: No, that was the LAST fic, remember?

"I suppose. Only if she'll tell how to do some of her moves," Wufei said. He didn't seem very ashamed of losing to a girl, or asking for advice in fighting.

Trowa: Meaning that his OOC transformation was complete.

 Quatre nodded and turned to Heero.

"Only if she stays out of the way," Heero said in his robotic voice.

Kain: I knew Heero was a robot!
Katy: And he was the only one acting remotely in character!

Quatre grinned and Kyari blinked. She hadn't expected Heero to agree.

"Well, now that that's out of the way, what do say we call the other girls and ask them to help Kyari pick some new clothes," Quatre suggested.

Rowen: No more Tang Tops, the juice is making a mess.

"You mean, I'm actually going to live here?" Kyari could not believe her ears.

Kain: Which were SCREAMING at her!

"Of course! Why wouldn't you?" Duo demanded. Kyari shrugged as Quatre went to call the girls. They arrived at the house twenty minutes later and was introduced to Kyari.

Katy: Oh no.  Tense switching. *goes into shock*
Rowen: Ahh!  Get some water! *shakes her*

Quatre explained to them why he called them over.

"Oh cool! A shopping spree!" Hilde cried.

"It's for Kyari," Dorothy reminded her.

"Oh yeah. I guess I forgot."

Livy:[As Hilde] I guess I forgot I was so STUPID.
Professor G: Why don't they have Kyari stay with the girls rather than the five guys?
Kain: Don't ask those questions.
Trowa: It would ruin the plot cliche.

"In five second?"

Rowen: Somebody set us up the bomb!!
Trowa: How are you gentlemen.
Katy: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Kain: All your base are belong to us.
Livy: What you say?!

"Shut up Duo." Duo grinned innocently.

"So when are we going?" Catherine asked.

Professor G: [As Quatre] We called you all over to plan it for TOMORROW!

"I suppose now would be fine," Quatre said.

"YAY!!! SHOPPING!!!" (I think you know who that is)

All: HEERO?!

Ok, that's the end of chapter two. I know it sucks so far,

Katy: Yeah, it does.

but keep reading! It'll get better, I promise!

Trowa: I'm going to hold you to that.

It sounds like there'll be trouble at the mall. Especially with Hilde.

Hilde: Hey! I resent that! Pleez r+r!!!

Kain: [As Hilde] AhYUCK!