Somewhere in the posse house...

Katy: I love Christmas!  It's my favorite holiday!
Kain: You've been naughty, so Santa won't be visiting here.
Rowen: When ARE we doing our gift exchange?
Trowa: I need help with my secret santa.
Livy: So do I.
Rowen: If you tell, I get to eat your firstborn.
Livy: That escalated quickly.
Rowen: Well, you can't tell people who your secret santa is!
Trowa: Alright, but they are going to get something they don't like.
Katy: Yeah, what if it's you, Rowen?
Rowen: o.0 Okay, you can tell me who it is, and I'll help.
Trowa: But I don't WANT your help, I want someone else's help.
Rowen: >.< Well it's mine or nothing!
Kain: I think the holiday season has a reverse effect on him.
Livy: I agree.
Professor G: *walks in the door* I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
Trowa: The Gundam shed got ransacked again?
Katy: Janus was practicing his spells on Matt again?
Rowen: Our Christmas decorations fell down?!
Professor G: No, no, and that would be GOOD news, not bad news.
Rowen: -_-
Kain: Oh no, you don't mean THAT, do you?
Professor G: I'm afraid so, really.
Katy: NOOO I need to wrap presents!!

They are strapped to chairs with tight restraints, unable to move.

Trowa: Damn.
Rowen: I'll help you with your secret santa now.
Trowa: -_-;;

Mission Complete?

DISCLAIMER: No I do not own Gundam!

Katy: Well, I'm glad you don't own "Gundam".  I am confused if you own "Gundam Wing".

Chapter 1: Mission



Mission: Destroy the Gundam pilot Heero Yuy

Mission accepted

Kain: I'm sure it's just THAT EASY.

The dark figure smiled. "I've never failed a mission before, and I don't plan on starting now. Heero Yuy, watch your back."

Heero turned around

Rowen: To find a mime standing behind him, pantomining his death.

. He felt as if he was being watched. He grunted

Livy: Like a wild boar.

and kept walking, but was alert for anything suspicious.

Katy: Shouldn't he always be?
Professor G: Like insane Mary-Sues- I would be, too!

"What's wrong?" Duo asked.

All: WHY HAVEN'T WE LEFT YET?!?!

"Someone's watching us," Heero replied.

"Are you sure?" Quatre asked. Heero glared at him. Quatre gave a sheepish smile.

Kain: Because his pants were around his ankles.
Rowen: But Heero LIKED that.

 They all continued walking, but were alert. They walked into a shop in hopes of catching their follower.

Livy: As opposed to walking into a dark alleyway.
Katy: They were also hoping to find some good sales.

 Then, Heero crashed into something.

Kain: [As Heero] DAMMIT!

"Ow! Watch it!" cried a voice. Heero felt pain in his

Rowen: PANTS!

shin and winced. He had crashed into a girl. She didn't look very happy.

Trowa: How was she IN the shop if she was following them?!
Katy: You are assuming far too much.
Livy: The author probably never put those things together.

 Duo saw Heero wincing and laughed.

Livy: Apparantly Heero couldn't simply pop this one back into place.
Katy: It's the Family Guy wince!

"You let a girl hurt you!" he cracked. Heero gave him a death glare, but Duo ignored it. Heero turned back to the girl. She wore a sleevless shirt and shorts. Wufei smiled.

Rowen: Let the rape commence.
Trowa: [As Wufei] Little... girl... yummy.... sleeveless shirt!

"I agree with Duo. You let a weak onna hurt you?"

All: NOOOOOOOO!! Not Japanese words in an English fic!!

"Watch who you're calling a weak onna. I can beat you up in five seconds flat!" The girl threatened.

Rowen: Apparantly, because you hurt so bad to run in to.

Wufei growled and the girl stuck out her tongue at him. Duo smothered a laugh.

Katy: [As Duo] *smothers the laugh* DIE, laugh, DIE!

"Are you alright?" Quatre asked politely. The girl smiled.

"Yeah, I guess I am. Thanks for asking," she said.

Trowa: [As girl] Thanks NOT for asking what I'm doing here!
Kain: They are so boggled by a "girl" that they are acting wildly OOC.
Livy: What IS this creature that we see??

"You're welcome."

"I guess I should apologize about yelling at you. I didn't see you there and I'm in sort of a hurry," she said. She shifted uncomfortably

Professor G: Because Wufei was standing unreasonably close to her butt.

, and looked behind her shoulder. Heero grunted.

"He means he's sorry," Quatre said. The girl smiled.

Livy: Quatre can translate "wild boar talk".

"The strong silent type, eh?" Heero just grunted again

Trowa: Thinking that perhaps reverting to caveman status would get him out of this fic.

. She shook her head.

"May I ask for your name?" Quatre asked.

"Sure! My name's Kyari

Katy: [as girl] Michelle Aurora Dawn Jewel Angel McSmith.

. Can I ask for all of yours?" she asked, eyeing the group.

Professor G: Especially Wufei's large hard-on.

"I'm Quatre, the one you bumped into is Heero, the one that laughs a lot is Duo

All: HAHAHAHAHA!

, the one who called you weak is Wufei, and the slient one is Trowa."

Trowa: Wait, I thought HEERO was the silent one!
Katy: The author forgot you were there, and didn't give you lines.

"Nice to meet all of you. I also have to apologize for losing my temper."

"It's alright," Quatre said. Kyari smiled

Kain: Evilly!

. Then, they heard shouting. Kyari turned around and cursed.

"Oh shit!" She turned to face the boys. "Sorry, gotta run!" With that, she ran passed them and outside the shop. Then, three angry looking men came over.

Livy: As opposed to three happy men with balloons.
Rowen: They were angry because she stole their sleeveless shirts.

"Have you seen a girl with light brown hair and blue eyes? She's wearing a sleevless shirt and shorts," one of them asked.

Rowen: SEE?!  She stole their shirts!
Katy: I like that we get her description from the angry looking men.

"Why are you looking for her?" Quatre asked. Kyari seemed really nice.

Trowa: What was she doing hiding in a darkened shop?
Livy: She was the DEVIL!

"That bitch fought with one of the gang and he ended up in the hospital," the man said angrily.

Rowen: Because having sleeveless shirts means you are in a gang.
Professor G: And in gangs, you have no name.

 "Now where'd she go?" Heero pointed in the direction where Kyari ran off. The men nodded and ran off. Quatre was shocked.

"Heero! How could you do that?" he asked.

All: *wave Heero flags*

"It's none of our buisness what happens to her.

All: YAY!

From what I heard, she can take care of herself

All: NOOOOO!

," Heero answered.

"Yes, but still, I think we should go and help her," Quatre said.

"I agree. I haven't kicked ass in a long time!" Duo complained. Quatre gave him a

Kain: Seductive!

look and Duo shrugged.

"Alright, we'll go help her," Heero said. But why? he asked himself.

Katy: We are asking ourselves the very same thing.

They all went outside the shop and heard shouting in an alley way. They ran over and saw two of the men they had talked to earlier on the ground unconcious and another fighting with Kyari. She finished him easily.

Trowa: Riiiiiight.

"Damn, that girl can fight," Duo whistled. Wufei grunted in disapproval.

Kain: MORE GRUNTING!
Rowen: The author dislikes writing dialogue, so she puts in random noises.
Katy: [As Brick] LOUD NOISES!

"I guess she didn't need our help after all," Quatre said. Kyari turned in their direction and blinked in surprise.

All: *blink blink blink*

"What are you guys doing here?" she asked.

Professor G: [as guys] We came to kill you.
Rowen: [as guys] And steal your sleeveless shirt.

"We thought you might have need some help, but we were wrong," Duo replied, eyeing the bodies.

Livy: Hungrily!

"Oh them? Naw, they fight like lil kids," she told them.

Katy: Lil kids?! I thought they were in a gang!
Trowa: Wouldn't they have... KNIVES?!

"They told us that you've put one of their friends in the hospital. Would you mind telling us how that happened?" Quatre asked.

Livy: [as Kyari] Well we were playing chess and it just got out of control...

"Sure, but can we talk somewhere else? I don't think talking in a dark alley way is a perfect place to be talking."

Rowen: Well you've been doing it up to this point.

"Sure. Would you like for us to go over to your house?" Quatre asked.

Kain: WOW!
Professor G: That's awfully forward.

 Kyari got a sheepish look on her face.

Katy: [as Kyari] Well you see, there's this orgy going on at my house right now...
Rowen: [As Kyari] And I don't think they need any more guys.
Trowa: [As Kyari] But if you want to volunteer to play "uke", it's all good.

"Well, the thing is, I don't have a home. I sorta ran away," she said. They looked at her surprised.

Rowen: You ran away and joined a gang?
Livy: No, she beat UP the gang.

With the exception of Heero, Wufei and Trowa.

Professor G: Which is THE MAJORITY!

Quatre recoverd.

Kain: His manliness, and jumped in front of a moving bus.

"Well, I suppose you can come to our home," Quatre said. Duo agreed, but not the others.

"What! You can't bring that weak onna to our house!" Wufei cried.

Kain: MORE JAPANESE!  STOP!

"What makes you think that we'll let her come?" Heero asked. Trowa said nothing, as usual.

Trowa: YAY!

"Don't call me a weak onna! Call me that again and I'll give you weak onna!" Kyari yelled threateningly.

"Watch out Wufei," Duo laughed. Wufei glared at him, but Duo was not affected.

Livy: He had a reflect spell on!

"Oh come on! Let her come. She doesn't have a home. Besides, we have an extra room," Quatre coaxed. Duo joined in.

Katy: The Masquerade!
Livy: The tribal dance!
Rowen: The massacre of the Mary-Sue!

"Yeah, come on. Let her come!" he said.

Kain: Hehe, dirty!

"It's not my problem if she has no home," Heero replied.

All: Yay! *wave Heero flags*

"Stop fighting. Just let her come," said a voice. They all looked at Trowa in surprise.

Katy: Including us!
Trowa: NOOOOOOOO!!

 Kyari smiled.

"You have a nice voice Trowa. Ever considered using

Rowen: it to scream my name in the throes of passion?

it more often?" she teased. Trowa flushed

Kain: In DISGUST!

and Duo and Kyari laughed.

"Weak," Wufei muttered. Heero sighed.

"Alright, she can come, but any trouble and she's gone." He walked away as Duo cheered

Trowa: On the football team!

Uh-oh. This doesn't sound very good. Sounds like trouble. What'll happen next? Find out in the next chapter, Prepare to Die! <I'm sorry if you do not like this fanfiction.

All: WE DON'T!

 It just popped into my head and I decided to type it up.

Kain: Well next time, please do not make that decision.
Rowen: That was the WRONG choice.

 Pleez review!>

Katy: Only if you spell correctly.
Livy: PLEEZ get some grammar skills.