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This is the story of a girl. 

Katy: Who cried a river and drowned the whole world? 

She was, unfortunately, the victim of the cruel powers-that-be who delighted in tormenting her by forcing her to read BAD FICS. 

Katy: These must be the same powers-that-be that make it impossible for me to have a working relationship.

She and her posse are at the mercy of these horrible gods, subjected to the most heinous of all heinous torture. 

Kain: Remind me WHY I agreed to move in here again?
Trowa: I believe it was the promise of free food.
Kain: Dang.
Rowen: I'm just here for the sec-
Katy: *glares*
Rowen. -cular tax refund.

She is joined most often by her sister Livy and her posse. 

Livy: I'm so upset that we're related. You fail me. 

And sometimes by various other "friends." 

Katy: Yeah, they won't be friends with me for much longer once this trend continues.
Trowa: Pretty soon all those invitations to come over for lunch will be rejected.
Kain: It's like the promise of dinner-and-a-movie... only the movie blows.
Rowen: And all you get to eat is stale popcorn. 

Could we please lose the side commentary? 

Kain: It's what we do. 

Anyway, these are her adventures.

Katy: Adventures imply that I get treasure of some kind.
Trowa: Maybe it's cursed treasure.
Livy: The Curse of the Black Fanfic, I'd wager.
Katy: So... not really treasure at all. 

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the Fic MSTs. Your adventurers are:

Katy, mistress of all things sarcastic and cynical.
Katy: Especially my life. 

Rowen [Ronin Warriors], whose Indian Name is "Burn Down Kitchen".
Rowen: Okay, that was ONE time. -_-;; 

Trowa [Gundam Wing], voice of reason and general disgust.
Trowa: Someone's gotta do it. 

Kain [Final Fantasy IV], whose method of dealing with things includes thwacking people with the Holy Lance.
Kain: 'S always worked for me.

Livy, mistress of trying to impose logic on fics and resorting to mockery.
Livy: I'm STILL upset that we're related. You're the reason I'm being tortured so.

Professor G [Gundam Wing], often senile and usually hurting himself.
Professor G: I'm just reflecting the internal pain that the fics cause me.