Ai Wa Ryuusai
(Love is a Shooting Star)
By Bunny (Trowa no Koibito)
~Part Three~
"Wow! You were great
out there!" Quatre said as he followed Adria around.
It was evening now and
Kain: It was time for the death of
their new co-pilot to commence.
there wasn't much for them to do.
"Uh...I'm going outside for some fresh air." Adria said, eager to get away
from Quatre who had been talking her ear off all day. "Bye!"
Rowen: Quatre now suffers from what
we like to call, "Out-Of-Character" problems.
Professor G: This whole "fic"
suffers from Out-Of-Character problems.
Katy: Which can be cured by this fic
being burned.
Livy: In hell.
Trowa: This IS hell.
Adria walked outside and
felt
Katy: My sword go through her throat!
Livy: A machine gun firing upon her
chest!
the cool breeze blow through her hair.
'Nice.' She thought. 'Very nice.'
Then she spotted Trowa laying
Professor G: Eggs!
on the grass staring in
the sky. She walked
over to him and sat down next to him.
"Hi!" She said. "You trying to get away from Quatre too?"
Trowa almost laughed.
Katy: And we almost cried.
Rowen: Correction. We ARE crying.
"No." He replied
flatly. "Don't be too hard on him.
Kain: First he laughed, showing a
very friendly, positive response to her question. Then, unfortunately for our Mary-Sue
friend, his reply was flat and unresponsive.
He's just really friendly. He likes to make new friends."
"Oh. Well, what are you doing here then?"
Rowen: (as Trowa) Gee I don't know.
There really isn't much else to do than get away from Quatre is there?
"Just thinking."
"About what?"
Katy: (as Trowa) How best to kill you in
your sleep.
Professor G: (as Trowa) How much I hate you.
Rowen: (Trowa) How badly I want to
rip your jugular out and watch you slowly and painfully bleed to death.
"I just like to lay
Professor G: Eggs!
here and stare up at the
stars. It's always so peaceful
here. I like that."
As he said that a star shot across the sky.
Kain: They are called commas. Use
them well.
Rowen: (as Yoda) Use the grammatical
force, Luke!
"Y'know my mother
always told me that every time you see a shooting star you
should wish on it. And if you don't tell anyone your wish then your wish
will come true!" Adria said. "Now, make a wish!"
All: I wish this fic would end!
Trowa remained silent.
Trowa: I'm wishing it would end too.
"Did you make a
wish?" Adria asked.
"Yes." Trowa replied.
Rowen: (as Trowa) I wished you would go
away.
"You don't talk much
do you?"
Livy: You asked a yes or no question!
What was he supposed to do, write a speech for it?
Trowa remained silent.
Katy: For the second time in less
than half a page.
"You remind me of my
dad....at least....before he died. I miss him. I miss
both my parents. They died when I was very young.
Rowen: Yet somehow, even though I was
very young, I knew them enough to miss them now.
I was taken in by a kind
family. They took care of me and raised me. But then, the alliance
attacked the town I lived in...and...I never saw them again. From that day
on, I decided to fight in the war. I didn't want anyone else to suffer like
I did...so I joined up with OZ. That was a mistake.
Professor G: No shit, Sherlock.
Kain: Too bad one of the pilots
didnt' kill her when they were fighting Oz.
But then I quit and
you guys asked me to join with you. Of course I accepted. I wanted to make
my parents proud."
"Why are you telling me all this?"
Kain: I agree, why are you telling
him all of this?
"Because...I trust you." And with that, Adria got up and
Katy: Hung herself.
Trowa: Slit her wrists.
walked inside.
All: DAMN!
Katy: No cookies for us.