Ai Wa Ryuusai (Love is a Shooting Star)
By Bunny (Trowa no Koibito)

~Part Two~

"Okay, this is where you'll sleep." Quatre pointed

Kain: To the Iron Rack leaning against the wall?
Rowen: To the hungry Uruk-hai in the corner?
Katy: To a large cliff?
Livy: To the pit of quicksand they keep handy for these kinds of things?
Duo: To Door, standing naked?
All: EEEWW!!

to a small cot

All: DAMN!!

in a corner of a somewhat empty room.

Trowa: So it's not empty.
Rowen: Yeah, it's filled with explosives and gasoline.

"Uh...right." Adria nodded.
"Goodbye!" Quatre said as he walked out the doorway. "Tomorrow we'll start your training. Better get a good rest. *evil laughter* You're gonna need it."

Rowen: Why was Quatre laughing evily?
Kain: (As Quatre) BWAHAHA I SHALL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

Adria slept peacefully until....

Livy: Wufei walked into her room wearing nothing but a large pink bow on his head.
Katy: When Adria promptly jumped screaming for her open window.
Rowen: And broke every bone in her body.
Kain: And was then crushed by the stampede of wild elephants.
All: THE END!!

"TIME TO WAKE UP!!!" screamed a very loud and energetic Duo hovering over
her bed.
Adria jumped out of her bed in surprise. "Okay. Okay. I'm up! You can be
quiet now!" Adria said somewhat grumpily. No one likes to wake up to a loud
person screaming in their ear.

Rowen: I am also highly doubting that a young girl wants one of her male co-pilots to enter her room while she is sleeping.
Professor G: Unless it's the pilot of her dreams.
Katy: Which would be Trowa.
Trowa: *eyes wide with horror*
Kain: Look at "Bunny"'s nickname!
Katy: Anyone else notice that "their" is plural and "ear" is singular?
Kain: Evidently everyone now shares one large ear.

Hi, guys!" she said as she walked out to the breakfast table to eat
breakfast.
Trowa and Heero were

Kain: Sharpening their knife collections.

sitting and eating quietly, while Duo was

Livy: Tying a noose out of a long rope.

eating as
noisily as possible. Quatre was

Professor G: Plotting his new female co-pilot's death.

cooking over the stove.

Heero turned to
glare at the new pilot,

All: YAY!! *wave Heero flags*

Trowa didn't seem to acknowledge her, and Duo was
too engrossed with

Katy: Calculating her height so he could hang the rope up.

his food. Quatre was polite enough to ask her

Kain: How she wished to be killed, since he is such a caring person.
Rowen: (as Quatre) Do you want one or two scops of rat poison, m'dear?
Kain: (as Adria) Two please!
Rowen: (as Quatre) Okay. *puts in four*

what she
wanted for breakfast but she refused to let him cook saying that she'd just
make her own breakfast. After breakfast, she was led to the warehouse where

Rowen: She was shot in the head!
Katy: She was blasted by a buster rifle!
Livy: She was stabbed repeatedly with a meat cleaver!
Professor G: She was sat on by an enormous hippopotamus!

the Gundams were kept.

"Time for your training session!" Quatre said excitedly. "Unfortunately,
Wufei took his Gundam with him when he left so, you'll have to use this
one."

Quatre led Adria to a room with a large black mobile suit in it. It was the
same size as the rest of the mobile suits but it had huge claws that could
be sheathed and un-sheathed from the hands.

Katy: Because after all, Gundam technology is expanding.
Rowen: Remember to support your local Gundanium Research Group!

It also carried a large staff

All: Hehehehhehe….
Trowa: I thought you said this wasn't smut! *nervous*

with a sharp edge.
"It's a new model. But it hasn't been named yet. You get to have that
honor!" Quatre announced.
"Hm...how about the

Katy: Come-kill-me-I'm-a-Mary-Sue Gundam?
Kain: This-is-a-pathetic-attempt-at-fanfiction Gundam?

Catseye Gundam? It sounds kinda cool...and those claws
on it kinda remind me of a cat." Adria stated.

All: *puke*

"Uh...okay!"
"So how about starting my training? Do you have a place where we can have a
simulation battle?"
"Well....I guess we'll have to send you to outer space....

Livy: They randomly send people to outer space?
Kain: Wouldn't that cost a lot of money?

I know! You can
fight against...uh...Heero! Yeah! Uh...hold on....that's how we lost our
last recruit.

Kain: Alright I don't recall them mentioning anywhere in here that this was NOT the first recruit.
Livy: And why did Heero kill the last one?
Rowen: She was probably as bad as this one.
Professor G: Too bad ADRIA wasn't the last one.

You can battle Trowa! Trowa's really nice...

Kain: In bed…
Trowa: AHHHH GOD!!!!
Katy: *snicker*

and....he won't kill you like Heero will! Perfect!"
And so the battle commenced at 1800 hours.

Livy: Because space is just a hop skip away.
Professor G: Come to space for your next family picnic!

"Just remember Trowa, we're just trying to test her skill. Go easy on her."
Quatre said to Trowa through the intercom.
Trowa didn't respond (as usual!).

The battle started out fine. Slashing here and there.

Katy: Fragment sentences here and there.
Rowen: Slashing here and there? I thought this was non-yaoi!
All: AHAHAHAHA!

Adria blocked and
dodged everything that Trowa threw at her. Then she ended the battle by
jumping in the air and hitting him from behind with her staff and knocking
his Gundam to the ground.

Kain: How the heck did this young, fairly inexperienced girl just beat up Trowa who has been piloting a Gundam for years?
Rowen: It's called "Bad Fanfic It is" and can be cured by not reading this story any longer.

"Good job, Adria! Uh...you can quit stabbing Trowa's mobile suit now."

Katy: (As Quatre) You can also stop reading now.
All: YAY!!
Rowen: (as Adria) No, it's foreplay!
All: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!