Ai Wa Ryuusai (Love is a Shooting Star)
The MSTed Version

This MST is brought to you by:

Katy (Webmistress) :: Rowen Hashiba (Ronin Warriors) :: Trowa Barton (Gundam Wing) :: Kain Highwind (Final Fantasy IV) :: Livy (Webmistress's Sister) :: Professor G (Gundam Wing)

This MST is not meant to offend anyone, including the author of the story ridiculed. The webmistress has very little tolerance for self-insertion fics and quite frankly if you're going to write something this bad you deserve what's coming to you. Thank you and enjoy.

Katy: *sets a box down* Phew!  This is hard work!
Rowen: *falling under a large pile of boxes* Help!
Trowa: Do you think this place is big enough for all of us?
Katy: Well, should anyone need to share a room, it won't be me.
Kain: I won't sleep with Matt, he snores.
Rowen: *twitching*
Livy: Honestly though, when did we get so much stuff?
Trowa: Somewhere between... actually I don't even know that this IS.
Professor G: Those are all of my tools.
Trowa: You have ten boxes of tools?
Professor G: Building Gundams is a serious business.
Kain: Why don't you build us a Gundam to help move all of this then?
Professor G: .... I never thought of that.
Livy: Obviously!
Rowen: *twitching more* ..ugghh..
Katy: Well, let's start unloading all this then.
Trowa: *notices a large shadow in the sky* What on earth is that?
Kain: Did you buy a haunted house?
Katy: *scared* It's not haunted!!
Trowa: Well, something's out there.
Kain: GAAAH!  Everyone run!  It's BADFIC!!
All: *scream, but are caught by harnasses*
Rowen: On second thought, put me back under the boxes.
Livy: No!  I can't believe our luck!
Kain: Here it comes!

Ai Wa Ryuusai (Love is a Shooting Star)
By Bunny (Trowa no Koibito)
Author's Note: This is supposed to take place after Endless Waltz. Ages are 16-17 for the pilots.

~Introduction~

The Gundam Pilots have successfully completed their missions

Kain: Hooray for them.

and are kind of taking a break from their work. Since Wufei has re-married

Rowen: He what? Oh yeah, sure, I believe THAT... >.<

and settled down, the Gundam pilots have been pulled together to search for a new pilot to replace Wufei....

Katy: And there was much rejoicing!
All: *wave little flags* Yay...
Rowen: Wait a minute...
Livy: Don't spoil what little plot this story has!

"La, la, la, la, la." Duo sang as he stared at the ceiling aimlessly.
"What are you doing? Why are you sitting around? We need to find a replacement for Wufei." Trowa said in his normal calm, cool voice.

Livy: (as Trowa) And I am doing so much myself.
Professor G: Do we really need to replace Wufei?
Kain: No, not really. Four is fine. But alas! Where would this fanfic be?

"Well....uh....well.....What are you doing?" Duo replied.

Kain: What are YOU doing?
Rowen: What are YOU doing?
Katy: What are YOU doing?
Livy: What are YOU doing?

"Quit fighting, you guys. We need to work together. This must be my fault..." Quatre said.
"No, it's not your fault, Quatre." Trowa said to the now sad blond pilot.

Livy: (as Trowa) Yes Quatre, everything is your fault.
Kain: (as Trowa) You SUCK!!

"If you say so..." Quatre reluctantly agreed.

Rowen: Yes Quatre, you should agree, because you DO suck.
Professor G: Depending on what fic you read...
Katy: EWW!!

"Anyway, I was thinking about who we could get to be our next pilot. She should be well experienced in fighting....and housekeeping...." Quatre said as he looked around at the mess they called home. "And she should be nice and friendly...and...."

Rowen: (as Quatre) And make pretty flower necklaces and sing songs from Barney and do it all NAKED!
Introducing... Plot Point out of Nowhere version 1.0

But Quatre didn't get to finish his statement.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'SHE'!?" Duo blurted.
"I thought maybe we could get a female pilot this time. If...that's okay with you guys." Quatre replied.

Kain: (as Duo) No, it's not fine. I declare this fic is over.
Livy: Hallelujah!

"Fine by me." Trowa said.
"Oh...alright..." Duo replied. "As long as she's not like Relena...*shudder*."

All: Oh no.

"Hey...don't talk about Relena that way..." Heero growled as he glared at Duo.
"Eeeps!" Duo shrieked as he ran behind Trowa.

Rowen: And that was important to the plot... how?
Trowa: To emphasize how out of character everyone is.
Katy: Or how much of a loser everyone is.

"Anyway..." Heero continued, "I'm way ahead of you." Heero pulled out a piece of paper that looked like an information sheet.

Livy: Ooh, an information sheet.
Katy: Was it an information sheet, or did it just LOOK like an information sheet?
Professor G: The world may never know.

"Oooh! Let me see!" Duo said as he took the paper from Heero, "Hm...you've got good taste Heero."

Kain: This is all Heero's fault! He's tasteless!

"She's got good fighting experience and she would make a great addition to our team." Heero said.

Rowen: (as Heero) Actually, I just want to have wild monkey sex with her.
Katy: ROWEN!!

After all the pilots had looked over the information they decided that she would join the team. She was to arrive the following day.

Livy: I think they planned that in advance.

~Part One~

Katy: What were we reading before that?
Rowen: The prologue?
Professor G: Damn those prologues!

"Um...hello! My name is Adria. I'm going to be you're new...er...pilot...I guess..." said Adria as she stepped out of her carrier.

Katy: She was in a carrier?
Rowen: Like a kennel you put dogs in?
Trowa: (as Adria) Woof-woof!

Adria is a fifteen-year-old girl who has wavy brown hair draping over her shoulders. She is slightly short (who isn't in Gundam Wing?)

Katy: Zechs?
Professor G: Noin?
Rowen: Door?
All: Ewwww!
Kain: I love the shifting from third-person to first-person.

and has a seemingly cheery disposition.

Rowen: No, she seems cheery, but really she is going to KILL YOU ALL!

She waited for a reply from the Gundam pilots but none seemed to come.

Katy: They were too horrified to speak.
Trowa: I know I am.

"It seems that my fellow colleagues

Livy: Does he ever, ever say colleagues in the show?

are not very talkative today...I apologize." Said Quatre. "Oh! I'm sorry I forgot to tell you me name! My name is Quatre Raberba Winner." He stopped and Adria gaped strangely at him. 'Does this guy always say his full name?' she thought.

Katy: Me name! Me name is Patrick Fitzwilliam! Luck of the Irish be with ya, laddie!

"Um...*ahem*." Quatre said trying to get the rest of the guys to say their names also. Finally, Duo caught on.

Kain: To the moving bus, which promptly pulled him out of the fic!

"Uh...my name's DUO! DUO MAXWELL!! Pleasedtomeetchahow'stheweatherIlikeyourhairitlooksjustlikemineyoushouldbraiditbraidsarereallycool. Did I mention my name's Duo?" Duo said this all in a matter of five seconds.
'Wow. That guy can talk really fast. He must be from New York.' Adria thought.

Livy: Um.
Katy: That was so bad I can't even comment on it. It just... surpasses everything.

"My name is Heero Yuy....pleasure." Heero said in his mechanical tone.

Kain: (as Mechanic) Just use some oil and his tone will be right as rain!

'Hm...he doesn't seem too pleased. Maybe it's cuz his pants are too tight.' Adria thought while she looked at Heero's spandex shorts.

All: AHHHH!!
Katy: The intelligence level of this fic just dropped a couple of notches.
Rowen: What are you talking about?! It was bad before!
Trowa: *struggles violently against restraints*

"I have no name. But if you must call me something, call me Trowa....Trowa Barton." Trowa said with no emotion in his voice whatsoever.

Livy: Trowa sure has good memory! That seems to be EXACTLY what he said in the TV show!
Professor G: I thought Heero was the monotone though?
Rowen: No, he was mechanical.

"I bet you say that to all the girls." Adria said. This was followed by an I-am-not-amused-look(tm) from Trowa.

Kain: *is marvelling at how well Trowa is doing that now*

'Hmm...he seems depressed. Poor guy. Must've gone through something real traumatic.' Adria thought.

Katy: Like a WAR?
Livy: *headslap*

"Well, now that we all know each other...let me show you to your sleeping quarters." And with that, Quatre led Adria to her room.

Rowen: Then he stabs her with a knife and the fic ends! Yes? No? Damn!